"How Can I Tell This Customer To Fuck Off Without Getting Fired" - an anthology by retail workers worldwide
me tonight. over and over.
You are my sweetest downfall
I loved you first, I loved you first…
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this is disorientating…
How Canadians are hatched.
The eggs are laid in mudbeds in the early fall, and will hatch mid-winter as Pucklings to forage for syrup amongst the elk.
canadians are my favorite mythological creature
do americans not do this??
No we explode from our mothers in a spray of fireworks, at which point the doctor swaddles us in a flag and holds us up to the sun, where a bald eagle swoops down, snatches us up, and carries us to the peak of the most majestic, purplest mountain in the region, at which point we are gifted with our first pistols by our Guardian Eagle (pistols because you gotta start small, you know? babies aren’t good at holding rifles). We are then trained in the ways of Freedom until we push our first crate of tea into the ocean (or nearest large body of water). Then we are ready to be returned to our parents.