feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

Anonymous Asked
QuestionThe fact they're fucking up the Godzilla design isn't actually funny. Answer

facts-i-just-made-up:

The more you complain the smaller his head becomes!

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I have BIG arms and a LITTLE head! I’m just not sure how well this plan was thought through

i laughed

howlnatural:

Anyone who makes fun of fanfiction has never read really good fanfiction.

2srooky:

2srooky:

trans rights are more important than doctor who, supernatural, and sherlock combined.

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holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit.

is it weird that i first read this as “train’s rights” not “trans rights”?

mayakern:

seasonal fashion according to me
god i hate summer

Are you Emily Dickinson? mayakern:

seasonal fashion according to me
god i hate summer

Are you Emily Dickinson? mayakern:

seasonal fashion according to me
god i hate summer

Are you Emily Dickinson? mayakern:

seasonal fashion according to me
god i hate summer

Are you Emily Dickinson?

mayakern:

seasonal fashion according to me

god i hate summer

Are you Emily Dickinson?

askcott:

I think he’s forgotten how to take a break…

answered question from a likely temporarily resurrected from the dead blog! yay! askcott:

I think he’s forgotten how to take a break…

answered question from a likely temporarily resurrected from the dead blog! yay!

askcott:

I think he’s forgotten how to take a break…

answered question from a likely temporarily resurrected from the dead blog! yay!

alliartist:

I have wanted to make an animated illustration since, about, a million years ago. 

Hey, wow, this is my 7,777th post.

Done in Manga Studio 5 & Photoshop CS3

Took so many hours. 

i don’t understand this, but i think it is cool enjoy.

"For unclear reasons, even in 2014 we still have a sort of sexual stigma, mostly against women who enjoy sex, especially if it’s frequent and with multiple partners. This, to me, implies a personal sexual dysfunction of the bitchy whiner, rather than the person who enjoys festive boinking, but what do I know? I know that if you’re not spreading disease or children and you’re enjoying it with another responsible, consenting adult, then anyone who complains about your sex life is probably an asshole. Stop calling people names for fucking, yo. It makes you an asshole."

Felix Clay, in The 4 Most Underrated Feelings in the World (via cracked)

HERE IS IT! The sex debate in one paragraph. Now we can all shut up. Thank you Felix, and thank you Cracked.com!